'I still giggle about it years later': Entitled boss makes his kid's photo the centerpiece of the office, employee hilariously photoshops it and never gets caught

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    "I went into a photo editing software and increased the size of the [boss'] kid's eyes by about another 10%."
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    I made my manager's ugly baby uglier. Years ago, I worked for a large retail chain under your typical "promoted because he's one of the boys" manager. He didn't do much that actually needed doing in our department, and even foisted things like
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    employee reviews, product resets and counts, etc off on me. He mostly hung out shooting the with his buddies and chatting with customers, although he didn't sell much because he always tried to push everyone towards the highest-end product even if a more moderate one would suit the customers better. The
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    company rewarded him with prizes like trips and gadgets for our high sales. Sales that I largely made, with a team I trained. And then he would brag about all the cool stuff he got. I didn't like him much.
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    One thing he loved talking about constantly was his baby, maybe nine months old. He even made a picture of the little tyke the wallpaper on our display computer. I get being a proud papa, but on top of me already being annoyed with him for being a boss, his baby was weird looking.
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    Nothing was wrong with the baby health-wise, but it was bug-eyed and big-headed like its daddy. This was especially highlighted because babies are already naturally a little like that, and this kid was like if Megamind cked a pug. And I had to look at a picture of it all day, and all the customers saw it.
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    So I went into a photo editing software and increased the size of the kid's eyes by about another 10%. Not enough for daddy to notice, but enough that it was startling if you were seeing the picture for the first time. Uncanny valley vibes.
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    People would subtly react when bossman showed them the picture and talk about the kid. Like they wanted to say something, but absolutely knew they should not. It was small, it was petty, and I still giggle about it years later. Hopefully the kid grew up to look like mama.
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    dop2000 4 days ago I remember reading a story about some guy who messed with a photo of Jennifer Lopez on his friend's PC, enlarging her behind by a little every day. It grew enormous, but the friend didn't notice.
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    ● Acidic Dreamer 4 days ago I read one where this guy put a tiny mustache on his niece which was his moms screensaver on her computer and how no one noticed it except her and every time she tried to show others it would disappear
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    Gold-Lettuce-8970 "Like Megamind cked a pug"...I d nned near spit my tea... ● 4 days ago
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    Oxeneer666 4 days ago I love this. Reminds me of a coworker I used to have, big dude 6'3, 250+lbs and bald. A supervisor adjusted his wallpaper background to his face superimposed on Shrek. Could barely tell the difference.
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    alleswaswar 3 days ago ● I had a coworker who I used to describe as "if you stuck the gerber baby head on a big Texan cowboy"
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    Bobbyc1982 4 days ago To get revenge on a manager I hated a friend and I took a photo off her desk photo copied it then cut the little photocopied face and made copies of that and glued the tiny faces everywhere. On other people's pictures on their desks. On the clock hands. Everywhere. Only two people noticed probably still some there somewhere.
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    duck-duck--grayduck 4 days ago I did something similar but with stick-on googly eyes, but it wasn't revenge, it was just to be funny because I knew my victim would find it funny. So for a while random things in my mother-in- law's house had googly eyes. Milk cartons, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, fireplace poker, garlic keeper, the stove. Just random
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    house things. The original intention was to escalate with steadily increasingly large googly eyes on increasingly large objects and ending up with a gigantic pair on the front doors of the house, but I lost interest and at this point it's been too long. She moved and still found something with googly eyes she hadn't noticed before.
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    surface_ripened 4 days ago Had a coworker who used to leave themself logged into their Gmail on a public work PC we all shared A LOT. One night while it was quiet I became irrationally annoyed at this, downloaded their profile picture and not terribly subtley shooped em a unibrow. Re- uploaded it and for all I know it's still their profile picture, cause ludds be like that. Love those subtle pranks so much XD
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    ● IThot You Should Know 3 days ago We used to change coworkers' wallpaper to a shirtless David Hasselhoff if they left their computer unlocked. It was the best when someone who didn't know about the prank would walk by and see the background.
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    Captain_501212 · 3 days ago My engineering teacher did a similar thing. You didn't sign out of your computer, you'd walk in the next day and Betty White would be your background. Funny guy.
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    TheRegularWazoo 4 days ago That reminds me of a local election a few years ago, there were signs with the people running on them and one of them in particular struck me as a bit off-putting and couldn't really put my finger on it. Days later I
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    realized someone had very carefully put white-out on the white parts of his eyes so that it was just a little too white. The sign stayed up for almost a week before anybody noticed and took it down, it was genius and I still laugh about it
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    TheyCalled MeThor 3 days ago I make the access control badges for our employees. Every time someone loses their badge, I pull their pic up in Gimp and make them ever so slightly more cockeyed or crosseyed. We've got some interesting looking characters after a few now lol
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    Justcruisingthrulife. 4 days ago Good one. At a place I worked at one guy (Big boy TeeJay) had a picture taken in the local newspaper, answering a reporters question on the street. The managers son who also worked there took a copy of the newspaper picture and morphed him into a baby sitting in a pram
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    with a silly hat on. Then made a bunch of photocopies and distributed them all around the worksite. Was pretty funny. TJ figured out who it was and grabbed him, dragged him into the toilet upside down and flushed his head a few times. Never laughed so hard in my life.
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    ajn63 3 days ago ● My tactic was much less elaborate. We had a strict security rule to never leave your workstation open when you stepped away from your desk. Anytime I caught my staff stepping away for a break and didn't lock their
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    machines, I'd take a screen capture of their screen with all of their open apps and set it as their background, then I'd close out the actual apps. They'd come back to their desk and go crazy clicking to an image of their programs.
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    bigdave41 3 days ago I love the idea of how many people had no idea about the prank and just went away thinking this guy had an alien child. I had a friend in college who did this with his boss, I think the boss was about 10 years older than his
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    wife and they used to make fun of him for it, so my friend scanned the picture of the two of them from his desk, and every week digitally aged him a little more in Photoshop and then replaced the picture. He was in his late 30s and probably looked about 70 before he noticed.
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    Bholden03 3 days ago I worked at a dealership years ago in the service dept. We had a service writer who was a nice guy but a huge spaz and a lot of times hard to work with. He issed me off one day and I knew that he was terrible with computers and electronics, so I logged into his computer (his log in password was of course password) and changed the desktop
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    background to a zoomed in image of a dog taking a huge poo. It stayed that way for months and month, till I changed it to a scene from "Curb your enthusiasm" where Larry is feigning being hit by a car. I did this cause he ran a guy over in the service entrance with a truck. That's a fun story for another day lol. All parties were fine, just minor injuries.

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